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Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Author Howard Tayler
Illustrator Howard Tayler
Travis Walton
Publication date November 11, 2001 to August 22th, 2003 (Comic)
Published by Self-Published
Publication Order
Preceded by
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Followed by
Book 3: Under New Management

Book 2: The Teraport Wars is the second released book of Schlock Mercenary.

The book is the largest released so far, with 228 pages spanning 493 strips.

Book contents[]

Quest for Second Sight which Schlock hires the company to help him steal a fresh set of eyes.

The Teraport Wars which we find that Admiral Breya Andreyasn has started a fight that the whole galaxy may need to help her finish.

  • Part I - Kickin' Buuthandi and Takin' Names
  • Part II - A Whole New Can o' Wormgates
  • Part III - F'Sherl-Ganni or Cut Bait
  • Part IV - Any Teraport in a Storm
  • Epilogue - Send in the Clones
Petey Promoted which everybody's favorite psychopathic, schizophrenic, cuddly, suicidally-inclined Artificial Intelligence is given a little bit of rope.

Post Post-Dated Check Loan

... well, that last bit could have worked out better. But things could be worse, right?

  • Part I - Raising Capital Offensive
  • Part II - Tandem Acts of Kindness
  • Part III - Handsome Ransom
  • Part IV - Tempestuous Fugitives
  • Part V - Might Makes Right-Of-Way