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20px-Cquote1.png Basically she could fly like the wind, and spit fire beyond the wildest fever dreams of Dante. Prior to Schlock's enlistment, Tagon and the Kitesfear broke several blockades, enforced several more, and once wore an artificial hull to lure in (and subsequently hole the seven circles out of) a pirate cruiser. Her hull had been patched so many times it's hard to say where the original hull sits, but all the repairs were solid ones. She was a good ship.[1] 20px-Cquote2.png

The Kitesfear was a Dragon-class starship and the original ship used by Tagon's Toughs. It was the first ship to ever be equipped with a teraport drive. It was destroyed by the Partnership Collective using some astoundingly overpowered limpet bombs, on the orders of the Gatekeepers. Fortunately the Toughs were able to evacuate the ship, cut it free of the Hellevator (which it was docked to at the time) and then teraport it away before it blew. As retribution for the damage the Collective had caused, the UNS sentenced them to the destruction of one million Collective attorney drones, giving the Toughs permission to kill them on sight and get paid for it. The Kitesfear was replaced by the Post-Dated Check Loan.


  • Unifield Shields
  • Twelve multifunction weapon blisters
  • Relativistic Railguns
  • Plasma Cannons
  • Smartmissiles
  • Multiband Lasers
  • Gravy Guns