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Ovalqwik (a portmandeu of Ovaltine and Nesqwik) is Schlock's favorite food. A brown powder, Schlock generally eats it straight out of the 55-gallon shipping drum, which he calls "The Tub of Happiness".
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'''Genuine Artificial Imitation Ovalkwik''' (a portmanteau of Ovaltine and Nesqwik) is a brown powdered drink mix. It has been described by someone who read the list of ingredients as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and [[Fullerene|inert ultra-tensile carbon]]". [[Schlock]] is addicted to the stuff and usually eats it straight out of the 55-gallon shipping drum, which he calls "The Tub of Happiness". Ovalkwik is also known to have a reviving effect on stunned [[Amorph]]s.
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Despite Schlock's addiction, he will only accept the Genuine Imitation powder, and dislikes the Refreshing Energy Paste made by the same company.
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==Note==
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As a play on this fictional product's name. The official wiki of Schlock Mercenary Webcomic is name Ovalkwiki.
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Latest revision as of 00:23, 28 June 2020

Ovalkwik branding on the side of the Levelhead

Genuine Artificial Imitation Ovalkwik (a portmanteau of Ovaltine and Nesqwik) is a brown powdered drink mix. It has been described by someone who read the list of ingredients as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon". Schlock is addicted to the stuff and usually eats it straight out of the 55-gallon shipping drum, which he calls "The Tub of Happiness". Ovalkwik is also known to have a reviving effect on stunned Amorphs.

Despite Schlock's addiction, he will only accept the Genuine Imitation powder, and dislikes the Refreshing Energy Paste made by the same company.

Note[]

As a play on this fictional product's name. The official wiki of Schlock Mercenary Webcomic is name Ovalkwiki.