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The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries is a popular handbook in the Schlock Mercenary universe. The book's maxims are often quoted by Tagon, as well as other characters. The following is a list -
Battleplate
A UNS Battleplate is one of the most feared vessels in the Schlock Mercenary universe. Equipped with massive power plants, a Battleplate is capable of manipulating gravity with unrivaled power and finesse, capable of both -
Tagon's Toughs
Tagon's Toughs are the mercenary company central to Schlock Mercenary. The Toughs were founded on Celeschul by Captain Kaff Tagon, and they are currently based on Jumpstar Prime. Overall command entire company is Commodore -
Schlock Mercenary
Schlock Mercenary is a comedic webcomic written and drawn by Howard Tayler. It follows the tribulations of a star-traveling mercenary company in a satiric, mildly dystopian 31st-century space opera setting. Since its debut -
Pa'anuri
The Andromedan dark-matter entities known as the Pa'anuri are the reason for much of the galaxy's history. Dark matter does not interact with baryonic matter except gravitationally, which means that the Pa -
Kaff Tagon
Captain Kaff Tagon is a human mercenary, and the founder and former leader of Tagon's Toughs. When Breya was around, he displayed a tendency to put his foot in his mouth regarding sexism in -
United Nations of Sol
The United Nations of Sol, commonly referred to as the UNS, is the 31st century meta-government that subsumes all nations, corpornations, habistates, cometownships, and other governing bodies in the gravitational thrall of Earth's -
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Schlock Mercenary Wiki
Schlock Mercenary Wiki is a free, collaborative encyclopedia about Schlock Mercenary that anyone can edit! Schlock Mercenary is an epic space opera in webcomic form. Written and drawn by Howard Tayler following the adventures of -
Annie-plant
Annihilation plants or annie-plants power virtually everything that Schlockiverse civilization builds, from powersuits and handguns all the way up to battleplates and cities. They appear as teal spheres, often bulging out of the surface -
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File:Collision - Touch & Go and Terra Firminator.png
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File:Ob'enn Warship - Spear of Intoxicating Agony (Captured & Damaged).png
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Glossary
This page is dedicated to terms and minor line items mentioned in the Schlock universe. These are short references, that may not warrant a full webpage dedicated to them. Links have been provided to pages -
Plenipotent Dominion
The Plenipotent Dominion is a AI-led intergalactic/PanGalactic Nation, ruled by an Artificial Intelligence known simply as "Petey". Its population is a mix of all main species of the Schlock Mercenary universe. Originally, Plenipotent -
Breath Weapon
Breath Weapon (TT08-11), previously designated as Broken Wind (TT08), is an Oafan battleship. Breath Weapon served as the flagship of the Tagon's Toughs mercenary company from the end of Book 14: Broken Wind -
Touch-and-Go
The Touch-and-Go (abbreviated TaG) was a modified 450-meter Daehremmah destroyer, and the fourth ship owned by Tagon's Toughs. The ship was originally the Integrity, the flagship of Pranger's Bangers, but -
Karl Tagon
Karl Tagon – Former UNS General and Mercenary Commodore of Tagon's Toughs. Father of Kaff Tagon. A disciplined man. He is known to be a strategic thinker, while a man of action willing bring the -
Oafa
The Oafa are a very old sentient race from a metal-rich water world, appearing as flying or floating monochromatic hydrogen-filled ellipsoids with dorsal tentacles. They apparently developed an extremely efficient method of producing -
Schlock
Sergeant Schlock is a carbosilicate amorph "everyman" who packs a plasgun, an appetite, and a violent enthusiasm for his job. His mouth is normally his only orifice, with which he eats, breathes, smells, excretes, and -
Putzho
Putzho is a former Gzeaul turned AI/Virtual Being whom ended up working the Plenipotent Dominion as friend and advisor to Petey. Putzho started in life as a green tinted Gzeaul. He first appeared working
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