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Levaughn Matsui "Hugo" Xinchub is a former U.N.S. general and one of the people behind Project Laz'R'Us.

Xinchub is a ruthless and cunning man, ready to do almost anything to accomplish his goals. Xinchub has shown no hesitation in betraying and killing innocent people, including fellow soldiers. Although he argues that he has always acted in what he believed was the U.N.S.'s best interests, he has himself admitted that he has learned to enjoy the atrocities he has committed in the name of national security.[1]


Early military career[]

Xinchub came up through the ranks of U.N.S. intelligence alongside Colonel Jacksmouth. At some point, they both became involved with Project Laz'R'Us and were injected with the Laz'R'Us nanny suite, making them immune to mindrip.[2]

Battle of the buuthandi[]

Xinchub was present aboard the U.N.S. carrier Dublin in the aftermath of the Battle of the buuthandi and was in charge of the intelligence unit studying Target Echo, a F'Sherl-Ganni installation with intact wormhole generation facilities. During this time, he met with the Deputy Elephant of the U.N.S. aboard Dublin to discuss the unit's progress.[3] Unbeknownst to the rest of the coalition, Xinchub had made a deal with F'Sherl-Ganni Lord P'D'K'Tag, promising to limit reprisals to only one buuthandi in exchange for his help in recovering the many state secrets gathered by the F'Sherl-Ganni. However, Xinchub failed to find the information and was soon betrayed by his Gatekeeper allies when they implemented a plan to turn the buuthandi's star into a bomb and destroy the entire coalition fleet.[4] Xinchub managed to escape the Gatekeeper trap along with the rest of the fleet when Petey found a way to bypass the F'Sherl-Ganni's T.A.D.[5] Tagon later managed to blackmail Xinchub into paying the Toughs' contract by threatening to reveal to the press what had happened in the buuthandi's system.[6]